I can’t believe Kaylee is turning two next month! I remember this time last year, I had everything planned out already. As much as I want to have a party for her like last year, I don’t know if it’s worth all the money. Joseph and I don’t really talk to most of our old friends anymore. It’s not a good thing, but less people to invite which means less supplies and not that much food to buy.
BUT STILL SO MUCH MONEY.
@2 days ago
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
@1 week ago with 203408 notes